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' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 149 Characters

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 175 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

FEW  RELATIONS  IN  EARTH  NEVER  DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 135 Characters

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 148 Characters

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Marital Woes SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 115 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 93 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 108 Characters

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 93 Characters

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!


Romantic SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 143 Characters