Blonde Artist!
A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
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Warm balls!
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are a..
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Nursing
very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she w..
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Personal Question
A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young blonde in a pub and said, "Do you ..
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Underwear Color
Three blondes passed every day through a street that led them from their room to their office. They ..
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Impregnation
Eva, a blonde city girl, marries a rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the ..
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Cowboy Sex
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk wi..
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World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t tha..
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Hold up!
A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh’s house. Two other for..
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Tragedy!
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an exam..
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Santa's Curtains
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pi..
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Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands a..
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Childless Couple
There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who wo..
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Retired Couple
A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.
"What ..
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Drunken Excuses
Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops hi..
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A Puking Drunk
A taxi driver goes to a bar to pick up his fare, a really drunk guy who has been in the bar way too ..
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Three Blondes
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do..
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Private Secretary
Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a windo..
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Blonde Crew
A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of work..
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Wrong Password
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password..
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Blonde Waitress
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.
"It was awf..
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Bush sues...
SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas
Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal cour..
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Bush Issue Executive Order gagging Clinton!
In a move that clearly indicates just how frustrated George W. Bush is with the fact that former Pre..
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UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been..
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My Friend Circle
Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. F..
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A round of drinks
Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later an..
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Santa in ICU
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere...
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Faithful Wife
Santa is talking to Banta about married life.
"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I..
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Nature Calls
Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little ba..
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Passionate Kisses
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decide..
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Beer Bar
Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on th..
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A caption contest!
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters ..
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Intelligent car radio
A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Half..
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Killed the pig
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they h..
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Loyal soldiers!
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled ..
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Spare Parts
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answer..
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Run Baby Run
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking mete..
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Expensive Dress
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she ..
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Pregnant Bride
A visitor was strolling along the coastal area one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, f..
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Delicious Peanuts
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulde..
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Congrats Letter
Dear Joey,
I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize mot..
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Conveyance in heaven
Three guys die and go to heaven.
The first guy goes up to St. Peter, who says, "In all the years yo..
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Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.
He rubs it and out pop two Geni..
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Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid the..
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Stupid Questions
Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once ag..
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BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid the..
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Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
BOY : May I hold..
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The Inventor
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd l..
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The 2 Bums
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hir..
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see..
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The Trainee
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry..
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Bill Clinton died?
When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked "Who is it?"
Clinton said, "It`s me,..
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The Inheritence
Rahul's grandfather left him Rs 10 million, and the next week Maria agreed to marry him.
After th..
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Fried Eggs!
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitc..
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English girl
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the ..
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This is Heaven
This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the ..
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Perfect Woman!
Sunny is almost 35 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Sunny just dates and date..
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Smart Husband
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His w..
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Priest`s Affair
Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service..
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Mouse Holes
Then there was the guy who loved nothing better than to sit at nearby bar for long evenings and get ..
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One Million Bucks
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sw..
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Modern Marriage
Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would e..
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Nude Masterpiece
There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been w..
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Secret of long life
Three old men were sitting on a bench in a park when a reporter approached them.
"I wonder if you t..
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Men's room!
A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.
The bartender shoved the foaming glass ..
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Extra Large
A guy walks into a Texas bar and orders a small glass beer. When the bartender comes with the drink ..
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Freezing Cold
A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks rig..
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Drunk Superman
On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heav..
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New Job!
Bobby walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, ..
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New Cadillac
The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, i..
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A Deadly Sneeze?
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
"Who was that!?" shoute..
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Big Fart
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and Preside..
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Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to kn..
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Indian politician
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for ..
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Holy tooth! Batman!
Singing hymns and praying for peace and luck, thousands of Buddhists greeted a holy tooth believed t..
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Blonde with a cellphone...oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniver..
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A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do blondes have ..
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The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.
She y..
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Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen a..
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The overweight blonde
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly f..
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Six Nights
A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking..
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Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. S..
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The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it h..
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Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.
"How did thi..
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The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the sec..
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Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says..
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When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took u..
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A blonde at a bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin..
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A Blonde's Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: Wh..
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Some Blonde Joke Quickies
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one..
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Blonde and her job interview
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"S..
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Banta's Date
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is layin..
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Counting sheep
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the cou..
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Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if ..
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Deep Mines
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the wait..
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AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. W..
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Run Mr Taliban Song
Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)
Day-O...oh Day-O,
Air force come and they fla..
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4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers..
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Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted..
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Fishing License
Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its ..
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Santa`s Dream
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was ..
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Thai Restaurant
Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.
While looking at the me..
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Outhouse Hole
Santa and his wife, Jeeto, were living in a farm up in the hills. One day, Santa found that the hole..
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Cross-Eyed Bull
Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the ..
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Sharing a Bed
Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, "..
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Car Dents
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of ..
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Lost Tourist
A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for..
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