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Funny English SMS Collection

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters



If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters


Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters


Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters


Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters


Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters


A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters


In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters


Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters


An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters


Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters


An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters


Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters


Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters


Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters


Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters


Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters


Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters


A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters


What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters


It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters


There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters


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