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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters



If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters


Kripya Dhyaan De,









Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters


Geeta mein likha hai?








are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters


What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 127 Characters


Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters


Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters


Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters


Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters


Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters


Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters


Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters


Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters


Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters


Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters


Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters


Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters


Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters


A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters


Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters


Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters


Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 174 Characters


INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters


Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters


Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters


In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters


Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters


Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters


Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters


An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters


Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters


Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters


Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 117 Characters


Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters


Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters


What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters


Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters


Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters


Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 212 Characters


An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters


Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters


Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters


Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters


Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters


Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters


Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters


Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters


Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters


Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters


Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters


Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,  
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 125 Characters


Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters


Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters


Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 169 Characters


A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters


Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters


What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters


Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 146 Characters


It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!

Funny SMS, Funny Punjabi SMS, 144 Characters


There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters


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