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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 111 Characters

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 82 Characters

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 169 Characters

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 73 Characters

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 193 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

New Year SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 127 Characters

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 136 Characters