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/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
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( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 129 Characters

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 129 Characters

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 148 Characters

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 171 Characters

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 133 Characters

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 139 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 230 Characters

Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.

New Year SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 174 Characters

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 164 Characters

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 231 Characters

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..

husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..

Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 163 Characters