PRESENTING


  / /
(.)(.)
(.__.)
FLICK
()---()
I . _. I
( (o_, )
  POOH

(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT


AND...

  ,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
(---) YOU!!!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

|-----------|
| '--.__.--'  | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
(   HAPPY    (
(   DIWALI   (
)      &          )
( Prosperous )
( New Year  )

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 192 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

Flirt SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 137 Characters

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 65 Characters

FEW  RELATIONS  IN  EARTH  NEVER  DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 169 Characters

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 175 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 193 Characters

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 130 Characters

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 183 Characters

U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Santa Banta SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 94 Characters