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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 149 Characters

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 104 Characters

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.  

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 137 Characters

Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 149 Characters

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 220 Characters

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 178 Characters

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 128 Characters

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 86 Characters

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this:  To rise above the little things.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 94 Characters

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.

Romantic SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 170 Characters