Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 98 Characters

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 127 Characters

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 191 Characters

<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )


<)"..(>
( (..)


<).."(>
(..), )


<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 174 Characters

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters

Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 180 Characters

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 175 Characters

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 72 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

  )    (
( .)( . )
  )     (


because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 129 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 96 Characters