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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 104 Characters

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

_l''l________
--/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 84 Characters

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 190 Characters

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 135 Characters

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 118 Characters

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 148 Characters

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 68 Characters

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

Naughty SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 171 Characters

HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 93 Characters

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 196 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 146 Characters