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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 177 Characters

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 82 Characters

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 210 Characters

_l''l________
--/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 73 Characters

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters

I Miss you a Lot Dear....


SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 131 Characters

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

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Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Marital Woes SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 162 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 233 Characters

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 166 Characters

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 152 Characters

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 147 Characters