One  ('""()
good ((")')
nite ("(,,)
Kiss for you....
* *  ('""() Bye
*  ("('o',) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 123 Characters

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 117 Characters

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 122 Characters

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 80 Characters

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 144 Characters

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 162 Characters

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 178 Characters

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 133 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 193 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 236 Characters

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 200 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 122 Characters

Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 137 Characters

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 237 Characters

Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 141 Characters