<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 82 Characters

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 99 Characters

Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

Greetings SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 127 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Marital Woes SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 162 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 117 Characters

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 95 Characters

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 156 Characters