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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
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>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters


How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 78 Characters


Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 171 Characters


With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 142 Characters


I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters


Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters


Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 105 Characters


There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 99 Characters


Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters


Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters


Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 148 Characters


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters


God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters


Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters


God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 140 Characters


Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 184 Characters


"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 203 Characters


Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 166 Characters


Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Santa Banta SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 180 Characters


Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 147 Characters


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