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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE
ASCII SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 168 Characters
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Birthday SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 137 Characters
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!
Christmas SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 153 Characters
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GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....
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( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
Diwali SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 192 Characters
I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
Fathers Day SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 80 Characters
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
Flirt SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 120 Characters
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Fool SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 156 Characters
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
Friendship SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 133 Characters
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Funny SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 125 Characters
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night
Greetings SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 172 Characters
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Holi SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 115 Characters
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Insult SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 144 Characters
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marital Woes SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 136 Characters
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
Missing You SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 151 Characters
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Mothers Day SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 236 Characters
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.
New Year SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 190 Characters
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Naughty SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 158 Characters
"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
Rakhi SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 141 Characters
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Romantic SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 161 Characters
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa Banta SMS,
Punjabi SMS,
Length: 126 Characters
Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.
Shayari SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 146 Characters
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