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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 199 Characters

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 143 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 152 Characters

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 177 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 102 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 246 Characters

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

Naughty SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 156 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 141 Characters