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Paichan kaun?


Bandar bi nai,


Monkey bhi nai,


Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

ASCII SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 122 Characters

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 98 Characters

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 136 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Flirt SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 116 Characters

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 152 Characters

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

Friendship SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 172 Characters

Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 148 Characters

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 233 Characters

The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 68 Characters

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 122 Characters

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 115 Characters

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 170 Characters

Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 161 Characters