Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
__ . . __
( c__________, )
c how u make me happy!
Length: 147 Characters
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
Length: 78 Characters
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Length: 121 Characters
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
Length: 135 Characters
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 89 Characters
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Length: 71 Characters
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
Length: 167 Characters
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
Length: 140 Characters
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
Length: 172 Characters
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
Length: 127 Characters
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Length: 130 Characters
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Length: 179 Characters
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 96 Characters
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Missing You SMS,
Length: 150 Characters
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 233 Characters
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.
New Year SMS,
Length: 101 Characters
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Length: 200 Characters
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
Length: 167 Characters
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
Length: 128 Characters
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 156 Characters
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
Length: 151 Characters