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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!
ASCII SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 108 Characters
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Birthday SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 203 Characters
Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Christmas SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 160 Characters
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
Diwali SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 135 Characters
I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
Fathers Day SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 80 Characters
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Flirt SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 135 Characters
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Fool SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 125 Characters
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
Friendship SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 143 Characters
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Funny SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 147 Characters
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night
Greetings SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 172 Characters
_________ U've
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i________i CARD.
Open it...
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Have a Nice Day!
Holi SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 167 Characters
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Insult SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 175 Characters
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Marital Woes SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 139 Characters
There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Missing You SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 137 Characters
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day
Mothers Day SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 159 Characters
Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
New Year SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 171 Characters
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Naughty SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 165 Characters
HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
Rakhi SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 93 Characters
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Romantic SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 144 Characters
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa Banta SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 234 Characters
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
Shayari SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 171 Characters
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