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CHANGE WOMAN BEFORE LATE
Length: 118 Characters
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
Length: 172 Characters
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
Length: 87 Characters
7 liter blood
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
Length: 142 Characters
You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 71 Characters
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Length: 173 Characters
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Length: 190 Characters
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Length: 136 Characters
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Length: 160 Characters
Donít take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!
Length: 148 Characters
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Length: 175 Characters
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
Length: 126 Characters
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 139 Characters
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Missing You SMS,
Length: 150 Characters
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 157 Characters
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
New Year SMS,
Length: 163 Characters
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Length: 158 Characters
To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
Length: 231 Characters
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Length: 144 Characters
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 87 Characters
Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..
Length: 95 Characters