I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!
Length: 108 Characters
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Length: 230 Characters
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Length: 210 Characters
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Length: 161 Characters
I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 80 Characters
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
Length: 146 Characters
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Length: 160 Characters
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
Length: 154 Characters
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Length: 147 Characters
Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
Length: 145 Characters
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Length: 175 Characters
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Length: 76 Characters
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 165 Characters
My eyes are hurting coz I canít see u, my arms r empty coz I canít hold u, my lips are cold coz I canít kiss u & my heart is breaking coz Iím not with u.
Missing You SMS,
Length: 153 Characters
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 236 Characters
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
New Year SMS,
Length: 159 Characters
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Length: 167 Characters
"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
Length: 141 Characters
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Length: 167 Characters
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 162 Characters
Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..
Length: 129 Characters