Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 152 Characters

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 141 Characters

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 122 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 137 Characters

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 162 Characters

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 127 Characters

Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 115 Characters

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 140 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 137 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 123 Characters

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Santa Banta SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 95 Characters