/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
Length: 155 Characters
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Length: 149 Characters
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Length: 121 Characters
"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Length: 213 Characters
I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 80 Characters
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
Length: 133 Characters
Your girlfriend is:
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Length: 124 Characters
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Length: 146 Characters
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Length: 129 Characters
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!
Length: 178 Characters
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Length: 130 Characters
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Length: 108 Characters
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 151 Characters
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
Missing You SMS,
Length: 157 Characters
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 233 Characters
Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..
New Year SMS,
Length: 148 Characters
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Length: 142 Characters
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
Length: 163 Characters
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Length: 157 Characters
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 143 Characters
Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?
Length: 141 Characters