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Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters


Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters


I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 129 Characters


With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 143 Characters


I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters


U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 161 Characters


Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 125 Characters


Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 168 Characters


Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 146 Characters


The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters


Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 128 Characters


Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 193 Characters


Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 72 Characters


Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters


For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters


Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters


Punjabi da master Preeto di copy dekhke kehnda: Apna mamma theek karo.
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa

Naughty SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 255 Characters


Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 183 Characters


If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters


Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 139 Characters


Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 145 Characters


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